[He sounds surprisingly shocked and offended for what actually sounds like a reasonable suggestion.]
I've never cut it!
[Well, obviously there are parts he keeps short(ish), but the rest of it has never been cut in his entire life save for trimming off the occasional split ends. A Magi's braid is his pride, after all and his is the best. The shrimp's ratty little braid is nothing in comparison and the new brat in Reim only braids a bit of his hair, so he clearly sucks.]
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[He sounds surprisingly shocked and offended for what actually sounds like a reasonable suggestion.]
I've never cut it!
[Well, obviously there are parts he keeps short(ish), but the rest of it has never been cut in his entire life save for trimming off the occasional split ends. A Magi's braid is his pride, after all and his is the best. The shrimp's ratty little braid is nothing in comparison and the new brat in Reim only braids a bit of his hair, so he clearly sucks.]