I'd eat bacon for a week solid if anyone around this dump let me, [Jo leaps in, but the moment that Med'an mentions his fine dining alternatives, her expression sours.] I'll pass on the bats, rats, and alley cats, though.

Unfortunately, the best you're going to get as far as I can tell is fish and ants. The ants don't taste good.

[Don't ask, green-man. Don't ask.]