To say that Owain wouldn't mind being used as squirrel bait was an enormous understatement. He'd be thrilled.
"Indeed, I am the epitome of quick reflexes!" he declared loudly. "A paragon of split-second timing! Not to mention formidable strength and rapier wit. No manner of beast great or small can long endure the awesome power of my twitching sword hand!"
He poised said sword hand in front of his face as dramatically as possible. It twitched.
"So if ever the time comes that you have need of my squirrel-smiting services, just call out my name! One quick swing of Mystletainn, and you'll have more fur than you know what to do with!"
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"Indeed, I am the epitome of quick reflexes!" he declared loudly. "A paragon of split-second timing! Not to mention formidable strength and rapier wit. No manner of beast great or small can long endure the awesome power of my twitching sword hand!"
He poised said sword hand in front of his face as dramatically as possible. It twitched.
"So if ever the time comes that you have need of my squirrel-smiting services, just call out my name! One quick swing of Mystletainn, and you'll have more fur than you know what to do with!"