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thehometree2015-04-30 06:11 pm
anelegantmyth) wrote in thehometree2015-04-30 06:11 pm
Log 002 ♔ TIME TO DO THE THING
| characters |Cynthia and Arno and Judar for now...?
| date/time | Back dated to noon and evening of April 25
| location | the nearest bed of pink daffodils
| rating | PG 13
| summary |
[What else was there to say? She found a bed of pretty pink flowers that she wanted to examine, and when she got close enough to get a good look, her dragon sneezed. Now she was stuck there, a giggling mess, unable to move because these flowers made her so happy.]
[Well, long story short, she decided to take some of those flowers home to mess with Judar, and her dragon decided it'd be the perfect time to sneeze again.]
| date/time | Back dated to noon and evening of April 25
| location | the nearest bed of pink daffodils
| rating | PG 13
| summary |
[What else was there to say? She found a bed of pretty pink flowers that she wanted to examine, and when she got close enough to get a good look, her dragon sneezed. Now she was stuck there, a giggling mess, unable to move because these flowers made her so happy.]
[Well, long story short, she decided to take some of those flowers home to mess with Judar, and her dragon decided it'd be the perfect time to sneeze again.]
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[Because clearly Judar is the type to randomly amputate people. CLEARLY.]
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NO.
[He snorts and giggles, then begins to wave his hands vaguely like he's trying to trace his explanation in the air. Maybe it would make sense if he actually could.]
It was what's-his-name with the stupid horn. [He holds one hand up above his hand, indicating the position and angle of said unfortunate bit of hair.] The midget's moron of a king. Can you believe that? I can't. I TOLD him "Hakuryuu, you need limbs!" but he was like "but I won, so it's okay."
[He'd been kind of pissed at the time, but now the absurdity of the whole thing is really funny to him.]
He's just got the one arm left! What's he gonna do now, huh?
[He waves his right arm.]
Just this one! That's all!
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Seriously? Just one arm? Why in the world would he be okay living his life as a stump?
I think, and hear me out here, I think...he'd fit in our leafy backpack.
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YOU'RE RIGHT! And like, and like...okay, so he can use Life Magic, right? So he's been using it to make himself legs out of wood, so he ACTUALLY IS A STUMP.
[Perfect.]
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[She laughs, and laughs and laugh, and probably coughs a little, then laughs again.]
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[Since that's technically his title now. For as long as he can hold on to it, which might not be that long if they're both here now. That leaves kind of a power vacuum in Rakushou, which sucks because that means Kouen will just take everything over and there won't even be a war at all.]
He needs to stop being dumb and just move in here. I'd jam a flower on his head.
[He picks up one of the flowers and waves it back and forth, just to illustrate his point.]
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[Repeating it just makes it even funnier for her. Man she's really going to hell right now.]
But wait, what? Live here? I dunno. I like what we have. Plus, with your hair and my hair, there's no room...and because putting a stump into a stump feels wrong.
[...snort]
Stump in a stump.
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[If he were in his right mind, he probably wouldn't be saying any of these things. He's not exactly honest about his feelings, especially about people he likes. (And he probably like Hakuryuu more than anyone else.)]
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My house. My rules. I'll only agree to Stumpy if I get to pick our next room mate.
[Because she's still high enough to call the poor man Stumpy. Imagine if she accidentally calls him that to his face.]
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[And capable of drying his own hair.]
Most of his family is super serious and boring. His cousin has the dumbest beard in the world.
[Cousin/stepbrother/mortal enemy. Whatever.]
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[As if he knows who Arno even was.]
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[He doesn't need to know who Arno is, really.
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[Pause. Now, either her high was starting to come down, or she just reached that moment when she realizes she's so bored, she actually wants to ruin stuff. She looks how at his hands than back at him.]
Wanna go freeze stuff?
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[That would be the answer no matter what his mental state. It's questionable how effective his magic will be, but what does he care? It's not like he has any interest in keeping the tree intact. He should but he really doesn't.]
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[VERY obvious reasons.]
Oh! How about we go freeze things in the level with all the laundry? That should be fun.
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[He jumps to his feet, wobbling a little at first before finding his footing.]
I'm in!
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[She shoots up to her feet and also wobbles a little. Her heels just chose the perfect time to betray her. But she managed. Cynthia pulls out her gem and waits for her wings to show up. But she was definitely excited for this.]
But why stop there? Why don't we freeze the toilets and see how many people accidentally sit on ice!
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[Too much work and when you work on the level he usually does, it's totally unnecessary.]
I've done stuff like this before, you know. It's pretty easy.