AMBER 002 ♔ Government Warning: Please Drink Responsibly. backdated like hell

[anelegantmyth]

To the handsome gentleman living in house 5. I have left a few stones in your front porch. That should be enough for the bottle of alcohol being sold in chime's shop. You're welcome.

To the kind people who helped me out in this endeavour. I owe you guys, big time.

And lastly, to Judar.

Uhh...

have fun with my food?

Comments

[fallensun]

Tell your stupid boyfriend I get some of that booze and if I don't get my share, I'm taking all of it.

[anelegantmyth]

Okay. One, he's not my boyfriend. And two, I will personally bring you your share. Just need to find a decent container first.

[fallensun]

Seriously? Are you just that desperate, then? Are you some sort of old maid or something?

[anelegantmyth]

What ancient time have you been trapped in, kid? You might want to join us here in the current century, because a man and a woman can be just friends without expecting anything from each other.

You'd think a great and powerful magi would learn that by now.

[fallensun]

That's just what girls say when a guy isn't actually into them but they want to keep following him around just in case he might get really desperate eventually.

[anelegantmyth]

You mean my broody, never smiles, zero sense of humor best friend? You really think I'm into those kinds of guys? Wow.

Maybe it's all the black I wear.

[fallensun]

Maybe it's the fact that you're permanently installed up his butt.

[anelegantmyth]

You're also permanently installed up my butt. But I'm not complaining.

[Not to your face anyway.]

[fallensun]

That's 'cause you live in my house. If you stalked him all the way to his, you probably wouldn't see me ever.

[anelegantmyth]

Your house!? This was my house because you waltzed in here, sat your fat butt down and invited your boyfriend in! I just let you stay because I thought you were mentally handicapped, and I let him stay because he's LITERALLY handicapped.

If I wasn't so constantly worried you two would end up hurting yourselves by doing something stupid. I would have left ages ago!

[fallensun]

[He doesn't have a snappy comeback right away because he's far too busy laughing his ass off. He even falls out of the range of what the amber can pick up after a while because he's laughing so hard, but eventually he manages to crawl back into its range.]

Call him that to his face! Come on, now you have to!

[anelegantmyth]

...you're insane.

[fallensun]

You're just now figuring that out? You really are slow.

[anelegantmyth]

No, no. I've known ever since I met you. It's just that I need to say it out loud sometimes to remind myself that I'm WILLINGLY babysitting two adorable, not so lovable, boys with screws loose.

And that this is my life now.

amber

[sirpisspot]

[Arno held the stones in his hand, with a bewildered expression on his face.]

...You didn't have to do that.

[anelegantmyth]

Yes I did. Friends do things for friends. Especially when they need cheering up.

[sirpisspot]

[Guilty? Absolutely. Especially since he knew this meant she got stones from other people. So those other people didn't mind helping out. Or maybe they wanted some booze too. In that case.]

I...thank you. We should ration it though so the other people can have some.

[anelegantmyth]

Actually, my very kind donors were okay with just giving their rocks to the cause, as long as I give it back to them after. Except for the two that I actually promised a share of the vodka.

[Those two being Noire and Judar, and the cause being him and his well being. Also she didn't want to name names because she asked minors. She absolutely did NOT want him to know she asked booze money from minors. That'd be...weird.]

You can have my share too, if you want. You've been looking for alcohol since I met you. You deserve it.