fallensun: (bad touch hakuryuu)
Judar ([personal profile] fallensun) wrote in [community profile] thehometree2015-03-31 01:52 am

Serious Problems [Closed]

| characters | Judar and Cynthia

| date/time | Tuesday morning

| location | Their room

| rating | PG-13, probably. It's Judar.

| summary | There's lichen in the bath and that's unacceptable.



Hey. Hey, Blondie.

[It's very unlike Judar to be awake this early in the morning, but sometimes you wake up and you just can't get back to sleep, you know? It happens and it's a huge pain in the ass, but you deal. He decided to deal by taking a bath, but that turned out to be, well, an issue.

He's used to the best life has to offer. The baths in the Imperial Palace in Kou are second only to those in Reim and, well, he's never spent much time in Reim so Reim can suck it. The baths here however, now have gross stuff growing all over the walls and floor. He's even brought back and armful of it that he peeled off the wall because it pissed him off that much.

And he'll now unceremoniously drop it on his roommate.]


Wake up, would you?

anelegantmyth: (worried: just needed to check up on you)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
To be a spoiled brat? Oh I know what that's like.

[She just looks at him. Now she's definitely not going to fall for this. But she doesn't want to deal with a puddle later.

Sigh.]


Go get your towel, you child.
anelegantmyth: (annoyed: are you fucking kidding me)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-10 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not even going to comment about that.

[She is in no mood. NO MOOD. She just gets up, gathers all his hair on her lap, and starts rubbing it dry with a towel, one section at a time.

This...this is going to take all morning.]


And I'm not brushing this after.
anelegantmyth: (annoyed: possible sarcasm)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-10 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Because you need to learn

[She tugs his hair to emphasize "learn" but tries to pass it off as an accident as she tries to wring out excess water from his hair. THIS ISN'T EVEN A FOURTH. SEND HELP.]
anelegantmyth: (curious: tea?)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-10 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[DON'T MAKE HER PULL YOUR STUPID HAIR AGAIN, HAIRBALL.]

Not here.
anelegantmyth: (thinking: hmm...)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-11 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[HAIRBALL PLZ.]

Women aren't slaves. I REALLY hope you know that.
anelegantmyth: (annoyed: possible sarcasm)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Just making sure. At this point, you never really know with this guy.]

Just...don't. If you need help with your hair, ask me. Don't annoy anyone else.
anelegantmyth: (thinking: hmm...)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-11 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
I never said I didn't. But I'm doing this because I know I won't get annoyed enough to hurt you. Not sure about everyone else in this tree.

[At least she cares, to some degree. Oh yeah, she knows he has that magic to protect himself. But she was positive he'd die if he had to do simple domestic tasks on his own.

Ok, halfway done...she thinks.]
anelegantmyth: (serious: shut up)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-13 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[You know what? She'll just take a break from drying the tips and move to the roots for a bit. Also using this as the perfect excuse to drop a towel over his head to shut him up. SWEET SWEET SILENCE.]

Dear arcues, were you locked in a tower or something? How in the world could someone have this much hair!?

[Look who's talking.]
anelegantmyth: (annoyed: say that again)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-13 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is it possible to smother someone with a towel? Would that shut him up? Urgh. I give up.]

Surely people have at least TRIED. I mean, how old are you anyway? 22? 23?
anelegantmyth: (curious: what on earth)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-14 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Wait so...

[She eyes the tip of his hair in pure surprise. Even she's cut her hair once or twice. But this???]

This is your baby hair!? Don't you at least trim to remove split ends? This isn't healthy.

[or logical. How the hell does he not have split ends and tangles!?]
anelegantmyth: (curious: kindly repeat that)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-15 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
You have a third eye?

[She pulls off the towel from over his head. With the amount of effort she actually put into rubbing. Those roots should be as dry as dry could get. Guess it was back to the rest of his hair.]

So can you see dead people or something? What do you use it for?
anelegantmyth: (curious: what was that?)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-17 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, that's actually interesting.

[She doesn't really comment much after that. Maybe if she stopped talking to the guy, she'd get though all this hair much MUCH faster. Then maybe, JUST MAYBE, he'd let her go back to sleep.

...or maybe she'd braid his hair.]
anelegantmyth: (mad: ignore)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-17 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, keep on pouting there kid. She's almost done anyway, and when she does finish, she plucks one of the many flowers growing around their little moss house and tucks it behind his ear.]
Should I tie it too, your majesty? Or can I go back to bed?
anelegantmyth: (annoyed: possible sarcasm)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-20 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Then go right ahead. I don't eat breakfast anyway.

[Actually she does. She just wasn't in the mood to deal with this man child right now, and that moss bed of her seemed so inviting. But she knew she probably wouldn't be able to fall asleep again if she tried. She's been up too long.]

Unless you actually need to me to go with you, for whatever reason.
anelegantmyth: (annoyed: say that again)

[personal profile] anelegantmyth 2015-04-20 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well it's settled then.

[She flops back on her bed and shoos him with her hand.]