"HA!" It was not an actual laugh. Owain was just loudly saying 'ha'. He stood with his hands on his hips. "More of me? I am one of a kind, sir! Legends the likes of me don't just fall out of the sky, you know! ...Okay, except for that one time." He wasn't sure why a portal through time had to spit him out in mid-air when he'd entered it from the ground, but that seemed like a really huge design flaw. "And the Justice Cabal is a highly exclusive top-secret club. Membership is very limited. I've probably said too much already."

Now there's an understatement.

He looked momentarily confused by Kaoru's offer, but quickly shook his head. "The Scion of Heroes can catch his own grasshoppers! Sheesh, if you want some fur so badly, why don't you just, I don't know, sneak up on a sleeping squirrel and give it a haircut?"