QUEST III

[thecanopycrew]

Adventurers, join to free the Servant of the Tree.
Six of the Night.
Six of the Day.
Six of Twilight.
Gather your party and venture forwards.
The wagons will guide you there.

A treat will be given for each secret shared. 卌卌 II

Those that serve have earned the right of a name. Make them known. Confirm names.
[The words are gone, instead showing a crystal sword being broken into three pieces and reassembled again over and over.]

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[steelmyself]

[ Finally, he looks at her straight on, with serious and earnest eyes. ]

I am your Servant, Rin, even if we lack a contract right now.

It falls to me to protect you. That is all.

[gandere]

You could say you want to protect me because you c-c-c... [ Cutting herself off, she finds that she's not capable of finishing that thought out loud.

Instead she'll hug her knees to her chest and watch him, interested in what else he has to say. ] You have more secrets as a Heroic Spirit, don't you? There's no point in hiding them when you could be paid for giving them up.

[steelmyself]

[ She's cute when she sits like that--

He tries not to think about it. ]

That's wrong, Rin. Those are the only secrets I have--

My name, and what I wished to do in the Holy Grail War.

[gandere]

Don't act coy around me. [ Motioning with a free hand to urge him to continue speaking. ]

Otherwise I'll have to jump start your memory by asking intrusive questions about your sex life or masturbation habits. Those are things you would keep secret as a man, right Archer?

[steelmyself]

[ The change in atmosphere when she says that is so surreal he wonders if he fell off the tree and hit his head when he wasn't paying attention.

But, no, that's Rin Tohsaka for you. ]

Those aren't secret at all.

I don't.

[ --and the sudden switch compels casual honesty out of him. ]

[gandere]

You don't what?

[ He couldn't possibly mean... ] You don't masturbate at all?

[steelmyself]

I don't. Wait, are we really discussing this, Rin?

[ He looks at her in alarm. ]

Here in public?

[gandere]

If you don't engage in it, then what's the point of being private about it? You claimed such activities weren't a secret in the first place.

[ Plus being inappropriate is what she's good at. ]

[steelmyself]

[ That's it. He's going to scoop her up in his arms, spread his wings, and take off into the air. ]

Be decent, Rin. I know it's difficult, but you should try.

[gandere]

[ She sulks a bit, unable to react. ] Why is it always so troubling for others to accept the truth..? I don't understand.

I don't understand it at all.

[steelmyself]

[ He continues flying. Anything to get away from the things he said to that stupid mirror-- ]

It is the truth, Rin. I don't concern myself with matters of the flesh.

[ This explains a lot about his sad, sad life. ]

[gandere]

No wonder you're so frustrated with yourself. All of that pent up sexual tension...

[ Rin speaks as if she's experienced in the frustrations of the male body. ]

[steelmyself]

Tch.

[ He blushes into the cool dark night and desperately hopes she can't see or feel it. ]

It's not as if you know anything about that, Rin.

[gandere]

That's because women don't need to engage in that sort of activity unless they want to indulge themselves.

[ Such an expert. ] If I wanted to, I would. It's that simple.

[steelmyself]

Do you even know how to give yourself an orgasm, Rin?

[ Oh, God, why is he discussing this with her? Why? ]

[gandere]

Of course I know how to give myself an orgasm!

[ She lived alone for how long? ] I could give myself five hundred orgasms if I wanted!

[steelmyself]

[ NEARLY DROPS HER. ]

[gandere]

Don't drop me, you idiot!

[ First he admits his incompetence with sexual pleasure, now he's almost letting go of her. Guess that mirror really got to him. ]

[steelmyself]

Don't talk about pleasuring yourself and I won't drop you.

[ He's still bright red. ]

[gandere]

Masturbation is a healthy activity that helps a person feel better about themselves.

Plus it's great to do when you're bored to tears! [ She's just going to keep talking about it. ]

[steelmyself]

Huh? You're bored here?

[ He latches onto another thing in that statement. ]

[gandere]

I didn't claim to engage in that sort of activity here!

[ Swiftly defending herself. ] I live with children, Archer. Children!

[steelmyself]

Oh? Should I find a way to entertain the children and leave you your "alone time," then?

[ He has the upper ground now, so he can talk about indecent things. ]

[gandere]

I don't need alone time when I could get a b-boyfriend!

[ He asked for this. ]

[steelmyself]

You could what?